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afterhoursdani:

One time I kissed my girlfriend while we were out and a little girl looked at us with such amazement like

“That’s an option?!?!”

c3po:

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

chessys:

the worst sound in the world is a man giving their opinion on a woman’s appearance

thebootydiaries:

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

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